Life’s Not Fair

I hear you are an entrepreneur, a successful business man who is determined to succeed.  Good for you!  However,  life isn’t all rosy for you is it?  Oh no!  You see… like all men, you suffer with an weakening affliction.. the affliction of having a penis!   You slave away, 7 days per week, working away at making your business more and more successful.  When, with one click of my finger, I drain all your hard earned cash, over and over again.  Life just isn’t fair for you.  Your penis get’s you in big trouble, bringing you down EVERY single time.  All those hours slaving away to better your business, totally gone to waste.  Do you think I care?  No… I just spend my time counting ‘what was’ your money!